Now I would like to introduce our main speaker
Stuart hey, hey good evening. I'm Stuart. I'm an alcoholic
I'm gonna take this off because it got hot that 20 minutes. It's not only gonna get hotter. I know it. Um, no, I'll just drape it
Oh sure. Thanks, brother. Um, I want to thank Alex for asking me to come out and share with you
He's the responsible party notice. He's not here, right? Yeah
But you know who to blame
the way this happened is uh
Let me start with my sobriety dates February 4th 1985
my sponsors Ken Jacobson and
Sunday night, Ohio is my home group
Yeah, so, uh, Alex had Marty stuck up scheduled to speak a few months back
I don't know if he's been out here since then but Marty had a medical procedure and he wasn't able to speak
So being the good a that he is he gave Alex my number as well as a few others
And so when Alex worked in list, I wasn't able to speak back then but Alex being the good alcoholic secretary that he is
But do you mind if I book you for later? And so here you have it. Um, I met Bruce first time and
That was out here earlier with oh, you're Mary's husband, right? That's what it's come to an alcoholics anonymous for me
I'm Mary's husband and apparently Bruce and Mary are good friends on Facebook or I should say friends on Facebook
I don't know how good of friends but um, you know for many years and alcoholics anonymous
I was Matt Johnson's nephew or you could say I was Hank Johnson's grandson or you could say I was Lou Johnson's grandson
What that means is I'm third generation alcoholics anonymous
My grandparents got sober in 1970. My uncle got sober in 1973. They got sober in a little group called the Pacific group
I don't think any of you've ever heard of that, right? Yeah, and
You know
Growing up for me born and raised in Los Angeles. I'm a product of an interracial marriage. My mother's white
Hence, that's how Matt Johnson's my uncle
And my father's mix. My father was Filipino Portuguese American Indian and black
but his birth certificate and mine as well say Negro and I was born in 66 and
That wasn't a good time to have mixed ethnic background
It's a good time now, but it wasn't a good time then
So I heard it all, you know what the grade school in Hollywood the summer of 6th and 7th grade
My mom decided to move us out of Hollywood into the San Fernando Valley to a town called Tohonga
Yeah, so what I heard was we're moving it to Panga. Okay. Yeah, and when the trucks pulled up to Tohonga
I went what the right and you know
I always talk about that as a significant time of my life because I was I don't know how old he in sixth grade
exactly, and and I started drinking on a regular basis about 12 and
I've been thinking about this because I remember when I came in they used to say you're
Your emotional growth is stunted
To the time that you started drinking
So what that means is when I got sober at 18 and Alcoholics Anonymous
I had the emotional maturity of a 12 year old right and somebody. Oh, what was the
our speaker or second ten minute speaker said something about she did everything late that that that rang a bell with me because
That summer of 12 years old. I knew that normal kids didn't drink and do other things the way that I did
So when we made that move to Tohonga
I made a conscious effort to as my old man used to say hit the books
Stay on the straight and narrow and be a good kid. You know what I mean?
and that lasted for about two weeks, so I got invited to my first kegger party and
Once I met the new guys and once I started drinking the beer it was on and like Donkey Kong
you know and it never slowed down from 12 to 18 I
our first speaker was talking about
Outside issues when I asked over the we didn't call him outside issues, but we'll just say this that I'm no stranger
And you know I got sober at 18. They used to say things like kid. I've spilled more than you drink
I used to say well. I didn't spill they used to say you know you haven't hit bottom
if you still have a watch you know all that kind of stuff and
You know the Pacific group was my go-to obviously I but I didn't go in a hundred percent I
Used to go to meetings here in the valley at the time
White oak and Van Owen right used to be the nest and it was up on the second floor and downstairs was liquor store
And then right around the corner was Arturo's pizza, and I used to work at Arturo's pizza when I was 16 still in them at
all but when I got sober I would go to the nest and
Maybe another Valley meeting like the hole in the sky
and then the other four nights of the week that I went to meetings I would go to Pacific group meetings and
It was really a weird time because that first six months of sobriety I
Went out I I got you know into that Pacific group regiment get up go to work
Shower change go to a meeting
Go out for fellowship afterwards go home amped up on coffee sit up look at the ceiling until about 2 in the morning
Go to sleep get up go to work and and that first 28 days sobriety
It was cool
But what happened was I had a friend who was in town who had come back from rehab in Northern, California
And her mom invited me to spend the night because she had her mom had put a dinner on
We had dinner and her mom's like honey. I wanted to spend the night and I was like well
I'm call my sponsor my sponsors like cool, and the next morning
What happened is I went up for a cup of coffee before I took off to work
And I couldn't find the sugar and so I'm like hey Joanne. Where's the sugar she's like it's in the kitchen, honey
Cabinet above the refrigerator couldn't find the sugar couldn't find the sugar, and I'm getting frustrated. I can't find the sugar
I mean you think this was like you know a major
You know national emergency or something and I looked up the third time in the same cabinet
And I saw the bottle of Kahlua and went oh, there's Kahlua right here. Just shot it in the coffee hit the lips and I went
Spit it all out in the sink and said whoa you can't have Kahlua right
That's got alcohol in it so I bolted on out of there went to work and went the whole day
Just put it out of my mind. I didn't drink you didn't drink you didn't swallow
You didn't drink you didn't drink and that night
I was at the nest and some guy got up who had gotten sober the same time
I did you know 30 you know we're going up coming up on 30 days, and he talked about how he went out and I went what?
What how and then I after the meeting I went downstairs to the payphone?
And I called my sponsor, and I said I had a sponsor at the time named Randy Randy Williams
And I told him what had happened, and I go what I didn't drink right and he said nope you did
And you have to set reset your date
I was like oh, this is bull man, and uh Randy at the time was sponsored by my uncle
So I called my uncle next right. I mean right go to the Supreme Court with this right and
You know I ran across my uncle, and he said yeah, you got to change your date
And he goes, but look at it like this Stu. It's just today
You only lost today, and uh and that was you know February 3rd, so
February 4th is my sobriety date now, and I haven't found it necessary to drink or use no matter what however
I have found it necessary to take myself will back
Ruin lots of good things make things hard on myself, but stay sober no matter what
So
Yeah, that was
18 I get sober. I'm in the Pacific group. I'm going to the watches. I'm going to the yard
I'm doing all that structured good home group stuff that you guys do here, and I can tell you guys do here because I
Recognize a bunch of faces. I've seen faces. I haven't seen in a long time. I see faces that I see at my other meetings
and
You know
Alcoholics anonymous and life was good to me
I mean I got a job at the studios when I was 18 in the stockroom of a studio. That's no longer around
And six months later. I was a apprentice sound editor, and you know sound editors worked on film in those days
We worked on 35 millimeter film, and I was the apprentice and I started moonlighting at another studio on Burbank, and it was a small
independently owned place
And they hired me as an assistant
and then their lead assistant had problems with cocaine and I came to work one day and this guy was running down the stairs as
I was coming up the stairs and
Steel reels of film were being flown at him as he was running out the building and she was saying and don't ever come back
You drug addict and she looked at me right there and said hey, we need a new lead assistant
Would you be interested in the job and you know it just worked out and next thing you know?
I was an assistant sound editor, and there was a guy in the alcoholics anonymous name Art Cole
And I like to say old-timers names when I am relate something that happened in my life and our Cole
I'm pretty sure it was art that said this no no no no it wasn't art
It was Barney Morris and Barney Morris used to say if I basically that the sentiment is if I inject my will
I'm gonna sell myself short right you heard that the whole thing where you write down your goals and alcoholics
anonymous write down ten goals and alcoholics anonymous put in an envelope and when you get your first year you open that envelope and
You'll see that your life has gone better than that ten goals Barney Morris. He was a
television anchorman for
ABC 7 and
Every four years he would have to renegotiate contracts, and he was a big shot in the Pacific group
You know a longtime sobriety not big shot
But you know what I mean everybody knew who he was and he used to speak a lot
He had a big deep voice kind of like Keith Carpenter and anyway
And his wife was is Carol, and I think she's still down in San Diego and anyway
Barney said when contracts come up. He doesn't negotiate
He just says give me the best deal you want to give me and I'll take it
And they just kept giving him more money and more money and more money
So they this lady hires me to be her lead assistant editor, and I'm gonna go in there
And I'm gonna ask for this I'm gonna and I had heard Barney speak at the Wednesday night meeting the week before this whole
Job opportunity came up, and I just I said no
I'm not gonna ask for crap and then when I showed up to take the job
It was freaking twice as much as I would have asked for I mean it was incredible
I couldn't believe it when I stopped Noel knows why I'm asking
855 okay because last time I spoke I was like oh, I've got five minutes so anyway um so
You know the motion picture
Industry was it was a trip
It was the 80s a lot of people were victim
victim a lot of people were
Well, okay. Yeah that too, but um
They were they were just caught up in the whole thing. You know like our first speaker said if
Everybody used cocaine in the 80s so there was a lot of that in the industry and a lot of people were going through rehab
and a lot of people were getting court-ordered and and
A lot of careers advance because other people were falling out due to drug and alcoholism. You know what I'm saying
I mean, and I like to think I was one of them
I mean, I just I stayed sober and went to my meetings the guy who owned the studio's daughter was sober
And we became friends we dated and then but I like to say I had my job before we dated
And then we didn't date for long
and then his second daughter the middle daughter who was like one of the
Two older sisters that ran the place she was sober and her husband was sober
So it was a really fun time in AA and work for me. I mean I got on my first airplane trip
That year that first year. I worked for them, and it was like hey, it's a four-day weekend
Let's go to New York. You know we jumped on a red-eye
We went to New York did the weekend came back
You know oh wow I mean we still smoked on airplanes
And you stood in the back and you talked to the crew and you smoked cigarettes, and it was it was awesome, and I
I
Met a woman in my home group. She's still sober
We married we had a daughter
I ruined the marriage we divorced I used to say when I got sober
I'm too young to be an alcoholic. I never had a career. I never had a wife
I know you know I've never been divorced and ever and they used to say yet
That's what they used to say and the yet happened
Married had the career had the divorce
And
After we divorced I kind of floundered around I was in between studio jobs because of the seasonal hiatus and
I don't know which war it was in the desert broke off, and I had since got my high school GED
You know young alcoholic making his own decisions needless to say I didn't graduate high school
I
Did the continuation school? It's my choice. I I found out you could work and go to school at the same time my choice
And then I just said why was anybody want to go to school when they could work right?
And I just never went back to school
So um in a a we had a friend my wife
And I who had never got her high school diploma, and she was gonna go take the GED
But she was scared and she says hey Stu. I heard you don't have a diploma. Would you take the GED with me?
I'm like sure let's go and this is what I mean by things coming late right so
You know I don't know how old I was 22 23 I go with her to Fairfax
High we take a little test we come back the next week
We take another test and they look at both of us, and they say hey you guys can just go down and take the GED
You don't need to do any schooling, and so I'm like cool now
She's chomping at the bit to get me to go and I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, and so we do the testing and now that we know now that I know that we can go down and just take the time
Come on. Let's go take the test come on
Let's go take the test and her work won't let it let her skip her schedule won't allow it so I
Can't handle anymore, so I go down and I take the test and I pass so hey
I got a GED right then that war breaks out and everybody's all you know yeah
so I go into the marine recruiter because I'm in between marriages and
In between jobs, and I enlist in the Marine Corps, and I enlist with the intent shit
I'm 28 already when I enlist that's you know 10 years older than the average recruit
That's what I mean by doing things later
so
My intensely enlist in the reserves and continue to work in the studio go to a meetings
You know do the whole thing and then I'm like you know what it's only four years of your life
If you're gonna do it you might as well do the real deal right we had guys like Frank Jones in the Pacific group
Herb Jones in the Pacific group, they're dead
Frickin Harvey Ferguson he's still in the Pacific group
So we had all these Marine Corvettes, and I used to hear all these stories, and I said yeah
Yeah, and so it ain't like that
but but you know before
Before I shoved off to boot camp Clancy's looked at me, and he said hey kid see if you can keep your mouth shut
Do your tongue?
Yeah, right whatever and and at ten years sobriety. I shipped off to Marine Corps recruit Depot, San Diego
And you know it's a lot of it is what you see in the movies, right?
You know like freaking full metal jacket the drill instructor in your face, right?
But a lot of it isn't like
The dirty dozen yeah, that's what I was looking for the dirty dozen, right
I'm looking at Avery because he's a jarhead too, so anyway
You know that marine course all full of frickin morals honor courage commitment
DY's aren't frowned upon fighting is frowned upon. I'm like this isn't the Marine Corps
I signed up for but needless to say is the Marine Corps
And I did it and I did the first four years and my uncle said I was gonna be a lifer
and I said nope and I got out and I came back to the motion picture industry did that for a couple more years and
Couldn't stand it. I couldn't stand what had happened
my perception of what had happened and
You know by this time. We're editing digitally on computers, and you know it's like whatever
So I reenlisted back in the Marine Corps. I didn't reenlist
I was still on orders, but I took active orders, and I became a Marine Corps recruiter, and you know I
98 I started going to the Monday night in Sino Hills meeting
I don't know if anybody here has been there, but you know Vince Yeo started that meeting 25 years ago now and
You know when I started going to 98 it was only up
Maybe not not more than five years in existence, and I did that meeting for many years
As I was working in the industry again, and then when I took those orders for active duty
I made me a Marine Corps recruiter, which is why I took the orders, and they made me a Marine Corps recruiter right here in Glendale
California and I did another four and a half years in the Marines and I remember going through that
transition back from the two years that I was in the motion picture industry and and trying to find something else before I made the
Commitment to go back in the Marines, and I remember Chuck Bernard one Tuesday night
He finally just he said hey are you telling everybody about what you're trying to do just get a job
I mean, and that's nice. I mean he just any job just get a job already
and so so I was able to come back and say well back in the Marines and uh so I did that for another four and
a half years and
It was kind of weird. I had just made the commitment
I said you know I got nine and a half years active duty in the Marine Corps
I might as well go for 20 right I mean hey don't raise no quitters
So I said I'm gonna go for 20 and but you have to put paperwork in to do that
All right, you've got to put paperwork to go because I went from the active to the reserve component and now I'm gonna go back
To the active component for good and retire at 20 right that was my new goal
And as soon as I made that decision the Marine Corps forced me back to the reserves
Yeah, 90 days of pay and then you go back to the drilling reserves, right?
So I didn't get the paperwork in in time that happened life, so whatever
I needed a job. You know I needed a job
AA is rock-solid my life right um I am recruiting in Glendale
I had the opportunity to buy a condo in Glendale. I bought a condo in Glendale. I met a woman
That two years that I was trying to make it work again in the studios
I met a woman at a star well at the
Store next to the Starbucks is where she worked and me and a business partner would meet at the Starbucks and have coffee every day
Pretty much, and we would see this gal doing her thing at this little boutique, and you know I would say to her
Hey, do you want to get together a Tuesday night?
And she'd say I can't I have a commitment she wouldn't say what it was and she wouldn't say I had a commitment
But she had plans and then she go how about Wednesday and oh I can't do Wednesday right because I had the Wednesday night meeting
Right so we're playing this on and off for about six months
and then finally we hook up and we're able to go out and so now we're out on this date and
She says something to me, and I just went how long you been sober. She's like
14 months right so
We're she's a six-month newcomer working on her program
And I'm a 14 year sober person in the middle of my program right we're doing this
And we're trying to make it work, and we neither one of us knows that we're alcoholic right our pickers work
Even we're out there, so
So she and I started dating I go back in the Marines. I'm the Marine recruiter. We buy the condo together
She's we're getting serious. She's like you know
When are we getting married right? I don't know how it comes up, but something like that right the subject of marriage comes up
And I go I go not until I get staff sergeant cuz I'm a sergeant in the Marines right
And I'm like not until I get staff sergeant
And we play this game for about three years
And she just looks at me and she goes the Marine Corps is never gonna make you staff sergeant when we're gonna get married
Or in I go I go how about this date?
I got this weekend off right so we go to Vegas our moms come to Vegas
She has a friend on the program come I have a friend of the Marines come and my daughter from my previous marriage is there so
We have a little thing up in Vegas on the weekend, and now we're married
it's Marion Stewart show right and we buy a house and
04 and then she gets pregnant or maybe she's pregnant already
But we buy the house, and then we move into the house, and then we have our first daughter
Which is my second daughter, and then you know we're done. We're cool life is good. We're you know doing a I'm working
also the Marine Corps forcing you back to the reserves in oh six a couple years after we bought the house and
I need a job, and you know tinker in with going back to the film industry
But I really don't want to go back to the film industry so I put an application with the sheriff's department now
I don't really want to be a deputy sheriff
but I had a sergeant on the sheriff's department the whole time I was a marine recruiter trying to get me into the
Sheriff's department and so after four and a half years of telling kids you got to keep your options open
I go you know what better not gamble 100% on the sheriff's department. You should put an application in with LAPD
Which I do and so you know I'm still active duty Marine Corps
So I get to wear the alphas with you know not the blue one, but the green one
You know the cops like that stuff. You know and you're sitting there and and next thing you know boom
I'm in LAPD's Academy, and I'm in LAPD's Academy
And then I get a phone call from the sheriff's department offered me an opportunity in their Academy
And I'm telling them um I kind of made a six-month commitment if it doesn't work out. Can I call you you know and so?
that's how I became a cop and
Yeah, that's how I became a cop and and really standing here 35 years sober everything in my life
It's God's will right because every time I try to inject my will nothing ever happens
Nothing good like Tinkerbell said nothing good could come of this, but um so
you know it was hard waiting for LAPD to offer me the job and
Living off my savings after that last paycheck from the Marine Corps came
It was so hard that I went to the social services office on
San Fernando and Glendale San Fernando Pacific
Me my wife and our one-year-old child and we went in and we tried to sign up for you know benefits, right?
I mean, it's a variety right. I mean and
We got told we had too much man. I mean
We had 14 grand in our savings account. We had on two cars
We owned a house, and they said come back when you're broke, and I'm like
Because I'm doing the math man and that 14 grand with unemployment ain't gonna last much longer
You know what I'm saying, but you know again God's will right God's
We just took the steps
we just went through the motions the next indicated thing and then I got the job offer you know and and the
the Marine Corps medical benefits we're gonna
We're gonna expire
Health you know health insurance, and I found something that said when a marine is involuntarily
Terminated his orders are involuntarily terminated, and he's sent back to his reserves
He's entitled to another six months of benefits, and you know I mean I called that major back
And I say hey mage I was involuntarily separated right yes, you were staff sergeant or no. I was sergeant at time. Yes, sir
Yes, yes sergeant
I said cool because I found this thing and he amended the paperwork and I got six more months of benefits and those six
months of benefits
Overlapped with the first month of the LAPD benefits. You know what I mean, so you know my mind says
Oh, we're in a drastic situation and nothing good is gonna come of this and my higher power has never let me down so
You know I go into LAPD's Academy. They give you this little piece of paper. They say hey starting late
I was 40 when I went to LAPD's Academy
And we had an academy class of 70 something people and out of the top 10 runners in that class
It was myself another guy who was 40 another guy was all prior service military
It was cool, but um we we get we're in the Academy
And they tell you you know write out your goals
And it was graduate the Academy make probation and become a motor officer and maybe a sergeant
I can tell you I don't want to be a sergeant in LAPD
so
My first 10 years of LAPD was pretty much a collision investigator
You know I did a year in patrol, and then I went over to
Traffic and I was a collision investigator here for five years in the San Fernando Valley
I was on probation handling a collision right in front of this building on Sherman Way
And I stayed in the reserves. I stayed in the Marine Corps reserves. I
Earned a rank of staff sergeant. I was promoted to the rank of staff sergeant, and you know I thought well
I'm I'll retire as a gunnery sergeant. That was my goal stay in the Marines till they promote me to gunny
I'll become gunny highway
right gunny highway with darker complexion and uh and
and when I get 20 satisfactory years you know I'll retire and
I was in the Marine Corps reserve. I just done a
Exercise in Okinawa Japan, and I came back to Conus
And I was in Texas waiting to fly back to LA and they called me into the admin office
And they told me we're forcing you out to the individual ready reserves
That's the reserve component where you don't do nothing you just you're on paper in the reserves and that made it harder for me to
Get gunnery sergeant, and I was doing the paperwork and gonna
Stick it out till I made a gunny and retire after I got 20 sat years out so in math time
It would have been five to seven more years
And I had the paperwork in and they had me at this thing they were doing all these PowerPoint things
And I just said nope does that doesn't spell mother as my wife's uncle likes to say and I?
Pulled the pen in December of 2016. I'm completely out of the Marines and
the end of that period
end of
2016 no yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
October of 2016 I get a training order to motor school
LAPD and
I'm happy as a pig and you know what and
I've been
I've been waiting for 10 years for this right
I'm blowing the motor school motor school and the Friday before the Monday. I was supposed to start they
They canceled the class, and I'm like wow man
I'm gonna have to wait another two years
And you know whatever and then we had this upstart that was supposed to be in the class
And you know he's like I'm gonna contest this I'm gonna grieve this we're gonna do this
We're gonna dish and I said look
That's not me you know you want to go and do the thing and we're a group and we want to know what happened
And we want to know what we can do to make this happen
I'm for it. I go, but I'm not a big can you know not a big raise a stink kind of guy in those?
those
situations and
So he did he went in representing us as a group and he brought our case up and then somehow some way the powers that
Be January 28th of 17
The month after I terminated my relationship with the Marine Corps
I got to go to motor school, and I aced it. You know I aced it
Not because anything I did it's really everything in my life is the foundation that the Pacific group gave me
you know get there early stay late and
Just do what we do you know not not this is not rocket scientist
I mean this I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. I'm just trying to fit in not stand out
That's pretty much what I've been doing for the last three years riding a motorcycle meeting people
I like to say meeting eight to twelve new friends a day
well
And I will tell you I have stopped plenty of people in a program
and it's either identified by the keychain on the on the ignition key or the
number on the necklace or
The sticker on the car, and I would go up and I'd identify myself and say this is why I stopped you
then I go back to the bike and well I was in a car most of the time in that day and when those incidents and
I'd make them stir and then I go back and I'd say okay
I'm gonna exercise my discretion
And I'm gonna give you a warning and you're gonna call your sponsor and take a tenth on this and then walk away real quick
right and
And I get in the car, and I leave right and and and pretty much the same
You know prior service marine prior service army
You know go back to the car make them stir, but I must tell you I gave one marina ticket boy
He sure didn't act right and so
But you know my life is good today my wife, and I have two daughters like I said earlier
we were done after she and I had our first and
She was stepping stepmom to my 25 year old for 10 years. No 15 years of her life
So we were done, but um shortly after I finished the Academy she came out and said I'm late and
I'm like okay, and I really did I was like okay cool, and she was like no not cool
And I go well hey next step is go to the doctor. You don't even know if you're pregnant, right?
Yeah, she goes to the doctor. That's me so a couple days later. Yeah, exactly oops 30 seconds 30 seconds too long
So so so anyway she couple days later. She comes out, and I'm doing something in the driveway, and she's like standing on the boot
Yeah, no like yeah, and so you know we have our second my third daughter and
and
You know life is good. I have an ex-wife a wife a daughter a daughter a daughter a mother a sister
And if I'm lucky an uncle or a nephew that comes over you know
But um no alcoholics anonymous has given me a life that would have never imagined if you're new
I saw some hands go up, and if you're new
Art Cole did say this
Go to 90 meetings in 90 days don't drink or use in between meetings out of respect for the alcoholic who sober and at the end
Of 90 days if your life hasn't gotten better will gladly refund your misery um and that's what he told my uncle in
1973 and that's what I got to hear my uncle say every time I would go with him to hear him talk
I tell one quick story, so I'm like
17 I'm live. I'm no longer living in something to hunger because I'm a
self-imposed homeless person slash runaway and
I'm working at this boiler room right those are phone centers, and I used to be Jerry Mitchell at solar max power
I'm calling you because our inspectors are gonna be in your neighborhood and when they get by
They're gonna explain to you how much you could save with solar power sounds fair right be your own judge when they get there
They'll explain it to you and be your own judge
so
basically, we're just
So we're so we're doing this thing and uh and the guy they sent out here from Missouri
There's a big guy here from Missouri
He was talking about the guy they sent out here from Missouri to set up this thing in
California big pothead right and so I know guys who got pot
so I'm up into hunger at the pot connection to score for the guy in Woodland Hills and
The pot connections taking forever forever forever forever and my uncle calls me a pager you remember those beep beep
Hey, what's up, dude? Hey? I'm speaking down and wherever and you want to go to a meeting that oh, I can't do it
I'm working. Oh you're working. Yeah, I'm working
Some other time maybe right cuz you know I'm the self-imposed homeless person and so he says well if you go
I'll buy you dinner, and I go I can't not tonight
But thanks for the offer right cuz that usually would work right cuz at 135 pounds at 5 foot 8
You know it's like I could use a meal so the guy shows up. I give him the other guy's money
He gives me the thing I put it in the jacket this time
I'm wearing three jackets
You know that's why we roll right when we got the the flannel the Pendleton the down vest
Then the other jacket over the down vest and then the other jacket over that jacket
and then you know you got the pocket with your toothbrush and toothpaste and the pocket with the papers and then the
Dental floss right and then all the stuff right so I'm coming down from Tohunga
I get on the Sherman way because there's only certain routes you can do on a moped right so
You come down Sunland Boulevard, and it turns into Vineland
I think and then violent connects with Sherman way, and now you're westbound and Sherman way
And you're right around this area when a group of
Guys drinking beer in the back of the pickups decide to use you for target practice and start throwing their empties at you
Right and so you know they're yelling and oh I gotta tell you my head shaved
I got the freaking the punk rock look going right, and I'm it was a sight to see I got some pictures
but only a few but
Anyway, they're throwing empties at me, and we're on Sherman way, and I'm not doing everything
It's just to dodge these cans right and we could have been at White Oak. I don't know what Street
It was I just know I'm going west to north when I go and I take off right take off
You can only go 35 miles an hour in a moped right, but to my I don't know why I should have been surprised
They yeah the center median makes them have to go to the next corner right after you get them at the intersection
But sure enough they come back, and they're following me
Southbound and we get to victory where I start to go west again, right?
and
Between Lindley and Reseda. There's those communities where you can only get on there through the the sidewalk right you know the
Cinderblock walls so up on the sidewalk
the cinderblock wall and now I've lost them right so I get to like
one south of
Victory I don't know what Street is I think it starts with the e Irwin Irwin and Reseda. There's a red light
Because you know I know they're gonna catch me right and the light turns green so I know it doesn't turn green
I just let go I can't wait boom and I bone through the red right and now a car starts to come south on Reseda
Just as I bone through the red, and I think it's them right so going through the neighborhood right and also in the car turns
I oh and so I died just car for about two more blocks before they decide to turn a red light on yeah
so
so um
You know it's like you know
They're patting me down or going there to put my keys on them see they're putting my my knife on the seat
They're putting everything on a seat right, and I'm completely engaged with them now
I everything else before and what's gonna come later. It's just totally slipped my mind and
After everything said and done they write out a ticket for running the red light and you know
Oh, I say I cried like a right. You know. I mean I cry and then you know you got uh-huh
And so the senior copper gives me this ticket, and he goes everything you said might be true young man
But it doesn't allow you to go through this neighborhood at these speeds running red lights and risking other people's property and lies
Yeah, yeah, whatever right yeah, that's what you're thinking. Yeah, yeah, whatever pig and so uh so uh he takes everything off the hood of
The car sets it on the seat of the the bike gives me my copy of the ticket gets in the car and leaves
And so you now because you're that frickin?
Compulsive person that you are that I am the keys got to go in this pocket the toothbrush and toothpaste got to go back in
This pocket the hair combs got to go in this pocket
Everything's got to go back in its right place, and then because when you go to point a to point B
You always go keys wallet hair comb, but you know you do the little Mary a little dance right yeah
Oh, I got everything. I'm leaving now, and so uh I went hey. Where's my knife pig he kept my knife, right?
He did he kept my knife, but then I next thought I went what the hell am I going?
What the hell am I doing realize?
I was working right and I took my hand and I put it inside that outside jacket
And there it was and I was like and I'm telling you that it clicked because I'm 18 now
I'm not a juvenile you know I mean and there were so many more stories like that as a juvenile that ended up in the West
Valley Police Station right
But I got on that little thing and I mean and I started heading to Woodland Hills
And I got there and the dude said oh, it's about time right. You know what's up. No. Thanks. What a beard
No, thanks, what a crash
No, thanks, and I got back, and I just rode around the valley that night
And I said you know what you're an 18 year old loser. You couldn't complete high school
You can't even keep a job at Burger King. That's a whole nother story
What are you gonna do with your life, and I swear to you I heard boy
This is your last chance and the next day
I called that uncle and said hey, are you by chance going to a meeting tonight, and he said yeah?
I'm going with Cecil we're going down to Oceanside or San Diego or something
And I said cool and on the way back
It was a meeting like tonight two 10-minute speakers in the main speaker and then on the way back I cried
And my uncle said
And times up I'm done
he said go to 90 meetings in
90 days and out of respect for the alcoholic who's
Sober don't drink or use in between meetings and at the end of 90 days will gladly refund your misery and it far
Exceeds my expectations. Thank you for having me tonight